NUNES TO LIVERPOOL……WHAT?

With Matheus Nunes seemingly getting better every time he steps across the white line, press reports linking him with a move to Liverpool are very concerning.

So let’s get this right. According to some news outlets, if Matheus  has a crap season, he can stay at Wolves. If however, he finds his feet in the Premier League and starts to “boss” games, he’ll be off to Liverpool in the summer for a couple of million more than we paid for him.

Is someone extracting the urine here ?

I mean, what have Liverpool actually got on Wolves ?

We gave them the great Dioga Jota, a goal machine of international repute. What did we get in return?  Ki- Jana Hoever. An unknown defender, barely out of short trousers, last seen fading from view before disappearing up his own bottom somewhere in the vicinity of Eindhoven in Holland.

Did Liverpool say “Jump” ?

Did we say “How high” ?

Or did we just bend over in front of Uncle Jorge…..again !!!

Or maybe, just maybe, there was no ankle grabbing involved and it was in fact a masterstroke from everyone associated with the Wolves recruitment team and the aforementioned twenty year old Ki will soon re-emerge from between his own buttocks and, clad in old gold and black, he’ll rise like a phoenix from the ashes, set the Premier League on fire and all talk of signing a right back in the window will be rendered obsolete.

As a wise man once said “Dreaming is for free”