SEAN STANTON SHARES HIS THOUGHT ON MATHEUS NUNES FORCING A MOVE TO MANCHESTER CITY
Our world class manager walked away and was replaced by Gary O’Neil.
Who ?
Loads of players have left the club and not a single one of them has been replaced.
What ??
The chairman said Wolves need to be “humble, with a challenger attitude, as if it was our first Premier League season all over again”
Why ???
Apparently the recruitment team are “working” on bringing some new players in.
When ????
Let’s face it. Wolves are in trouble.
We are the Titanic and we have just hit the financial fair play iceberg.
Matheus Nunes is the most valuable asset on board and he has no intention of sinking into the abyss, or as it is also known, the Championship.
He’s looking to jump ship but his hands and feet are tied by a four year contract with an extra twelve month option.
Maybe he could escape on a lifeboat ?
Shit !!!!
Neves, Traore, Moutinho, Coady and Costa have already rowed away on them.
What about using that piece of driftwood like Kate Winslet and Leonardo Di’Caprio did.
Bollocks !!!!
Nathan Collins and Dion Sanderson are on that.
Hang on, what’s that in the distance ?
Holy crap. It’s a Knight in shining armour and he’s not on a horse he’s driving a speedboat.
He’s bent over a bit. It looks like he’s got a bad back. Hang on, he’s removing his helmet.
Fuck me. It’s Pep Guardiola.
Over here Pep. Over here.
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Come on folks.
What would you do in Matheus’ shoes ?
It’s the opportunity of a lifetime and let’s face it. Wolves aren’t exactly showing any ambition are they ?
He’s gonna miss a Carabao Cup game he probably wouldn’t have played in anyway.
If the deal goes through we can pantomime boo him whenever he comes to Molineux.
If not. Wolves will fine him and welcome him back into the fold.
Personally, I hope he stays.
ARTICLE BY SEAN STANTON
Born in Wolverhampton. Raised in Dudley, Drank in the Beacon in Sedgley until he had children. Now drinks at home.